so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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