so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he fucked my hip out of place.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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