so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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