Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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