Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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