i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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