so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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