Yo dont text me then not text me
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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