Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
handjob tips. give me some.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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