we're blogging at a bar
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Acid is not a monday night drug
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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