He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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