Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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