Don't you send me to vm
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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