You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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