I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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