well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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