Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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