Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
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this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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