Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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