I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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