Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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