stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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