return my video game
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Randomize
