you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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