I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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