People with herpes should wear stickers.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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