There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
