party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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