At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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WHAT??
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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