I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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