Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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