idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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