After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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