i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
