; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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