she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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