Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Your penis caused this!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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