Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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