what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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