So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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