dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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