You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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