that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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