You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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