What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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