you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
So. Much. Porn.
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