You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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