I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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