ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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