it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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