There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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