well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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