69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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