ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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