Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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