no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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