They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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